Lady DarkFire ([info]kittydemonika) wrote,
@ 2007-04-16 21:01:00
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Snapsfest: The Poser GothBoy


A humorous parody in honor of you know who with all due respect involved. ^_^ Once upon a dark WTFBBQCHIPS  time there was a young emo. He called himself, "The Poser GothBoy."



He was a lonely fellow. So tormented was he that he wrote darkly Gothic poems of woe to bitch in an oppresive manner. Here's an example!

just another dang vampire wannabe by The Poser GothBoy

It is a night of ethereal pain, a song of sorrow,
wolves vent their howls. The eternal one stirs.

Curling, icy wisps of death shrouds her gaunt form,
a brooding agony.

Her raven hair cascades over
fragile milk-white shoulders, and her
full really very deeply crimson lips part slightly, to taste the
red tears streaming from the
pale flesh beneath her.

Now a night of new awareness,
I weep.




Here we catch a glimpse of his special dance of eternal damnation. Note the symbolic festive ornaments in the background. They help to depict inner fears and relevations that no one can comprehend.



See the stirring sadness within Poser GothBoy's soul. It is etched upon his face. Imprinted on his soul; an eternal loser.



However to save our sanity of the readers and Sims everywhere -- SUDDENLY!!!

Miss Demeanor appeared welding a semi-automatic rifle courtesy of Paladin's Place! Note the awesome special effects, useage of gradients, and non-subtle cut-out skills!




Miss Demeanor: "For crimes of poser emo feelings and sporting women's black eyeliner I sentence you to be punished!"



The PoserGothBoy: "Gasp! Someone set us up the bomb!"



SFX: ZzzaaAAApPPP!



Poor, poor, Poser GothBoy. Things such as darkness, loss, pain, grief, madness, death, night, and the bloodthirsty undead would make good topics for darkly gothic poems. Yet you create darkly gothic emotional abyss poems about how hard your Spanish class is, or how Mom gives you grief for wearing her fishnet hose.

The world is a cruel place.



Rest in Peace. Albeit that your digital life has been lost your poems of angsty woe live forever on. . .

Devoid of Love by The Poser GothBoy

the night falls as if slain by the sun, fearful are we.
the light for which you lust
flares once, then dies,
crushed by madness.
all hope must sicken and die.

your heart desires no more.
how could you abandon me?
demons surround us, crying,
we are fallen.


The End.



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[info]ladyterentia
2007-04-17 05:48 am UTC (link)
LOL! That was so awesome!
You rock :D

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[info]kittydemonika
2007-05-01 01:33 am UTC (link)
(bows)Why thank you! I'm happy you liked it. ^___^

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[info]snidersimmie
2007-04-17 05:30 pm UTC (link)
ROFLMAO! Bravo...Bravo! Such a wonderful end to a tormented tale of woe. A fitting end to a story that should have ended several chapters ago! ^_^

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[info]kittydemonika
2007-05-01 01:52 am UTC (link)
Lmao! Everytime I see this post I think to myself that I'm really a terrible fiend but then I shrug and get over it. ^_^ Whee! I'm really happy that this little entry brought a smile to my best friend! Thank you for giving me the confidance to put it up. <(^_^<)

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[info]snidersimmie
2007-05-01 03:42 pm UTC (link)
awww...you are making me blush! ^_~ (glomps the Kitty)

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(Anonymous)
2007-04-17 05:45 pm UTC (link)
Oh dear.. at least he was grieved by some of the others.. Nice special effects.. Anita

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[info]kittydemonika
2007-05-01 01:54 am UTC (link)
Thankies Mami! I guess you can tell I'm a bad little kitty sometimes. =^.^=

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